When your thoughts don’t seem to be enough to merit their own post: a week in review.
1. Is it murder? Or is it rehoming a plant to the organic bin?
2. How long is it before Fashion figures out that the 50 plus set NEEDS to wear comfortable footwear and then comfortable footwear is no longer fashionable?
3. How often am I supposed to be cleaning those cracks in the seals of the freezer door?
4. Do I really have the discipline to own white sneakers?
5. How long do I wait for the gigantic bag of quinoa that I’m absolutely certain I just bought at Costco to show up again before I buy a new one?
6. Why did I assign writing assignments to my English classes?
7. Does looking forward to sharing the bed with the puppy on the weekend, when her constant wiggling will reduce the quality of my already sub par sleep, constitute “plans” for the weekend?
8. When did I start planning my Saturday to include a time to “put my feet up” before going out?
9. How long before humans no longer need to think creatively and reflectively, and we can just ask AI to post banal shit on social media for us?
10. Is it bad luck to have a list that has only 9 items?
